ONE PINEAPPLE  PLUS  ONE PINEAPPLE  = TWO PINEAPPLES 
THE ANSWER MY FRIEND IS DANGLING IN THE WIND
MESSAGE FROM THE CHAIRMAN
No-one seems to know what  The Bee Problem in Queensland is. The Bee Problem is that people such as some maths teachers know what 3 x 3 is, and what 3 x 33 is, but don't seem to know what 33 x 33 is. Many don't seem to know about The Number Ten Eighty Nine, or the number 12345678987654321. So from out of the mouths of  Babes will they be taught. 

The Bee Problem is not about  Babies or Bees, or Birds or Bees.  It is about an Education System that
encourages an  appreciation of  the letters of  The Alphabet  to create  beautiful stories and poems, but
neglects to encourage  a similar appreciation of The Digits of The Numberbet. There  is a basic pattern that  repeats  itself  all  throughout  The Timestables, no matter  how  high you go.  And if you don't know that pattern, you will never be able to understand numbers and how they all relate to each other.

Just as 3 x 3 = 9, 33 x 33 = 1089. This is important  to know before  you start  learning  the timestables.
And also,  you should  know that  111 111 111 x 111 111 111 = 12345678987654321. So the number
consisting of  Nine Ones  multplied by itself equals 12345678  forwards,  and backwards as 87654321
with a Nine in the middle. That should be  easy to remember  for anyone who can count to Nine. Ponder
this for a while and take it in.  Now here is something  to make you think.  The more you think the easier
it becomes. Look at this problem:
THE CHAIRMAN OF BABY MATHS CONTINUES TO TEACH TEACHERS ABOUT NUMBERS
EXERCISES:  What is the square root of 1089?   What is the square root of  12345678987654321?

9658 - 8569,    8547 - 7458,    6325 - 5236,    5214 - 4125.  What do they equal? What do you notice
about the relationship between  the first  and second numbers  in each of  the subtractions?  What do you notice about the layout of their postions on a calculator?  Are you starting to see  the significance of the number Ten Eighty Nine?

9856 - 6589,    8745 - 5478,    6523 - 3256,    5412 - 2145.  What do they equal?  Divide  the answer by three and  what do you get?  Multiply the  first answer  by three and what  do you  get? Did you get 9801?  Did you notice 9801 is 1089  backwards? Divide 9801 by 1089. Did you get  an answer that equals 3 x 3?
     
         WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT FROM THAILAND March 28 2009
                "Wow! nice pics you have there. Happy faces and warm 
                      smiles  especially  coming  from  those  cute  little kids."
      THE CHAIRMAN OF BABY MATHS                    THE BEE PROBLEM                               THE PINEAPPLE PRINCESS
MISTER MUSHROOM WANTS TO KNOW HOW TWO COCONUTS CAN TURN INTO ONE
THE CHAIRMAN OF BABYMATHS WILL EXPLAIN WITH PINEAPPLES
INCLUDE YOUR PHOTOS TO ILLUSTRATE NUMBER STORIES 
                             nineapple@optusnet.com.au
COMING SOON
THE S.E.E.N. SISTERS AND THE L.U.N.A. BROTHERS OF Q.U.E.E.N.S.L.A.N.D
      THE CHAIRMAN OF BABY MATHS                    THE BEE PROBLEM                               THE PINEAPPLE PRINCESS
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      THE CHAIRMAN OF BABY MATHS                    THE BEE PROBLEM                               THE PINEAPPLE PRINCESS
Listen up World.  This is  Mrs Appleberry  speaking.  I call a  Spud a Potato.  I don't  believe 
in  Mrs  Noughtfear's  version  of  The Truth  and  I don't  believe in  Nineapple  Pineapple's
version of The Truth. I believe  The Little Ones deserve to know  The Truth about numbers.

The Chairman  of  Baby Maths  and  The Pineapple Princess  are reporting Mister Moths to The Queen  of Queensland  because he has  no idea  how to solve  The Bee Problem, and
he doesn't  know his Timestables.  So let The Little Ones  have their  say in court tomorrow.

Please  welcome The Chairman of Baby Maths, and  The Pineapple Princess for unto them was appointed a purpose, in order that teachers of the world  may know about The Number Ten Eighty Nine and The Number Thirty Three before they teach children The Timestables. 
Baby Maths is about me. I would like to thank my parents  for  bringing  me  into  this world, Without  them  I would  not  bee  here.  Olivia
25th August 1992  Barking Hospital  Essex UK
Nineapple Pineapple Spirit of Queensland Awards 2004  Getting ready for Spirit of Queensland Awards 2010

                                                             Royal Flying Doctor Service
YES BUT WHAT IS IT??? MRS NOUGHTFEAR'S WHEELCHAIR CALCULATOR AND LOVE MACHINE. BUT WILL IT WORK???  TO FIND OUT YOU'LL HAVE TO FOLLOW THE STORY
Baby Arithmetic is about us. We would like to thank our parents for bringing us into this world. For it was written  "Be fruitful and multiply,  and  The Two shall become One"  mpossible?  
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