MESSAGE FROM THE PINEAPPLE PRINCESS
I AM THE PRINCESS AND THE WORLD WILL UNDERSTAND BABY MATHS ONE DAY. IF GEORGE PINEAPPLE CAN BE PINEAPPLISED BY CHILDREN, WHY CAN'T YOU FOLLOW SUIT AND PROMOTE OUR MOVEMENT? WE ARE JUST MAKING
A MOVIE DIRECTED BY ALAN SMITHEE ABOUT SOMETHING AND NOTHING.
IT'S ABOUT THE SAD THREES AND THE MAD THREES AND THE BAD THREES
THE RIGHT OF EVERY CHILD TO HAVE A SWING INSTALLLED IN THE LIVING
SWING INSTALLATION COMMENCED IN THE NINETIES BEFORE THE NOUGHTIES
AND IT'S ABOUT THE RIGHT OF EVERY CHILD TO BE A PINEAPPLE PRINCESS
IT IS OUR RIGHT TO BE A PINEAPPLE PRINCESS WITHOUT RIDICULE
AND TO MAKE OUR MOVIES IN OUR IMAGINATIONS ABOUT YOU OR TWO
OUR CHILHOOD BELONGS TO US, BUT GEORGE PINEAPPLE CAN BE THREE AGAIN IF HE CHOOSES. YES TO BE THREE AGAIN. THINK ABOUT IT GEORGE
WHY IS IT THAT ADULTS DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT BABY MATHS IS ABOUT?